LAX - As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough problems, recent news now comes that she is being stalked by Mickey Mouse. "Its' just sooo creepy to see his shadows around a corner!Its like DUH! Do you think I can't tell who you are?!! You think I don't know you're there!"
The problem appears to have started after the Vanity Fair photo shoot, now Disney executives and Disney Characters alike seem to have been stimulated.
When reached for comment all one Disney official would say, on condition of anonymity, was, "Our little Miley is growing up."
Mickey Mouse may not be the only stalker either, other characters suspected are Goofy, Pluto and the Seven Dwarfs. Miley is said to be seeking court action to restrain the characters and force them to keep their distance, "I just can't stand their little laughs!! MM sounds like tee hee and Goofy is just so obvious, and I won't even get into the stinkin' dwarfs!"
Miley's father Billy Ray made this threat to the large eared one, "You lay a single paw on my girl and I'll give you an achy breaky butt!"