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Sunday, 1 December 2013

Porn performer Samannthaa Coxxx, for years billed as "The Latina Shemale" was revealed today actually to be from Paris, much to the shock of her legions of fans.

A teary eyed Coxxx faced an inquisitive press with contrition, apologizing to her fans for any problems this may have caused and said that she "never meant to deceive anyone, only tried to bring a little joy and entertainment to the fans of hot shemale action."

Film aficionados weighed in with varying opinions. One man in a small film rental house in Hartford, CT said that he "felt cheated and expected a certain level of ethics from makers of shemale porn, but didn't entirely blame Ms. Coxxx. " He then added that he "probably wouldn't rent another film of that genre for at least a few days."

Another film fan who asked only to be identified as "The Captain" said that this revelation "changed everything. For example, when she played the energetic Spanish meter maid in "Trans Sluts 7" I actually saw her Latin heritage as part of the character. Now I wonder, was it all fake? It changed the whole dynamic of the film. I just don't know about anything anymore. "

Some film rental outlets have started pulling certain films from the shelves and websites, including "Shemale Bangers 4," "Shemale Prostitutes" and "Latina Shemales Host a Sex Related Gathering."

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