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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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Pamela says that at 46, she still has what men of all ages want. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture.

She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood.

Anderson, who is 46, told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine that she felt that she needed to do something to kick start her movie career which has turned as stagnant as the Dismal Swamp in Georgia.

She spoke with her close friend Khloe Kardashian who suggested that she still has it and she really needs to flaunt it up on the silver screen for everyone to see.

It is no secret that Pam is certainly in dire need of finances since she has made some rather dumb investments lately including Velcro bras, diet water, and pencils that write underwater.

The porn movie will feature Anderson as Greta Millenbeck, an ex-pole dancer who becomes one of the highest paid call girls in Las Vegas due to her uncanny ability to contort her body into 17 different sexually erotic shapes.

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