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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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The Goombalini Family is proud of their little sister Leah and they recently bought her a 2014 Bentley.

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, the head of the notorious Goombalini family, has issued a message to Kirstie Alley and the other members of the Church of The Scientific Method.

The Brooklyn Mob boss stated in no uncertain terms that Alley better leave Leah Remini, who is presently appearing on Dancing With The Stars, alone and to stop degrading her, insulting her, and attacking her or else.

Sal is the oldest of the 10 Goombalini brothers and Leah Remini has become the sister that they never had.

In fact, when Leah was starring in the hit sitcom King of Queens she talked to one of the producers about giving the parents of the Goombalini brothers, Pirandello and Annunciata a bit part in one of the episodes.

The elderly couple was thrilled beyond belief as they got to hang out on the set with Kevin James, Jerry Stiller, and Leah.

SIDENOTE: Sal reportedly said that if Ms. Alley continues with her antagonistic BS towards his little sister Leah, she could end up with one of the weirdest liposuction procedures ever performed.

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