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Saturday, 31 August 2013

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Liam has told his lawyer that he wants Miley to return his pet kangaroo 'Mr. Pockets'.

LOS ANGELES - Liam Hemsworth who ended his engagement to Miley Cyrus several months ago said he could not believe his eyes as he watched the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show which were held in the Barclay Center in Brooklyn.

Hemsworth said that when he saw his ex-fianceé Miley Cyrus prancing around in what looked like underwear he was literally shocked.

And then when she started twerking and rubbing up against Robin Thicke, Queen Latifah, and Rosie O'Donnell he felt like he did not even know the skinny little strumpet that was giggling and wiggling like she was advertising her private goods.

Liam said that the last straw was when she took the foam finger and rubbed herself between her legs while almost touching her Adam's apple with her humongous tongue.

Hemsworth stated that he had to do a double take and make sure that he was not watching Madonna or Lady Gaga.

SIDENOTE: The Australian actor has said that if there was even an iota of a chance that he would get back with Miley that chance has now evaporated all to hell. He said he never, ever wants to be in the same room with her, much less participate in some horizontal merriment.

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