BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control.
The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...
HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation.
According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...
LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since leaving American Idol, Paula Abdul has pretty much gone underneath the radar.
The former AI judge recently spoke to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and assured her that contrary to popular belief sh...
MANHATTAN - It appears by all accounts that the former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, has gone into the nation's Witness Protection Program.
The WPP is usually only reserved for members of the Mafia after they turn state's evidence a...
BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl.
The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn.
Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...
LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum where she received two standing ovations.
The woman of many elaborate outfits and flamboyant costumes was interviewed backstage by Hollywood Innuendo repor...
NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice has kicked off and the first celeb to hear the Trumpster utter those dreaded words "You're fired!" was the stunningly gorgeous former model Cheryl Tiegs.
Cheryl took it all in stride...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series.
Vampire Diaries...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the man who has threatened to run for president at least seven times within the past six months has just announced the list of 18 celebrities who will be appearing on the next edition of his show Celebrity Apprentice.
The...
NEW YORK CITY - Russell Brand appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and was asked about how his marriage to Katy Perry is going.
Brand giggled and said that things are great and that he is so happy that he finally decided to settle down with just one g...
COZUMEL, Mexico - The Cozumel Cha Cha Cha Times is reporting that the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel, which is based in Tulum, Yucatan, Mexico has just ended a three day seminar and convention in the resort town of Cozumel.
Pablo Pedro Salsa De Fuego...
BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having.
The group headed by Gino Stashafini,...
NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player.
Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...
BROOKLYN - Underground syndicate boss Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini has made it very clear to the TSA that he is not going to be putting up with having his private parts caressed, groped, or even touched.
Goombalini speaking on Good Morning...
BROOKLYN - A man identified as Lazlo "Da Pow-Pow" Drackafini, told Charles Barkley that he seriously needs to start thinking about repaying the $3 million he borrowed from 'businessman' Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini, patriarch of the notorious...
ZURICH - Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf, which is Swiss for chickensh*t, has announced that she has decided not to extradite child molester Roman Polanski to America, and to grant him his full freedom instead.
Widner-Chump stated t...
BURNHAM-ON-CROUCH, England - The head of the Internet Anonymous Writers Department, Sir Nigel Basil Chichester, no relation to the Chichester family of fish and chips fame, has just issued a formal directive.
Sir Nigel said that it appears that th...