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Funny story:  Police Called To Kirstie Alley's Home

Police Called To Kirstie Alley's Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the Left Coast news agencies is reporting that police were recently called to the Hollywood Hills home of Kirstie Alley. Police responded to neighbors complaints at Alley's Casa Calories home at a little after midnight.
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Funny story:  Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Hanging Up His Dancing Shoes

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Hanging Up His Dancing Shoes

MARINA DEL REY - Maksim Chmerkovskiy was sitting at The Drunk Duck Lounge having some drinks with some of his friends when he dropped a bombshell on them. The Ukrainian dancer, who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of his lightning q...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked about the two times she's appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She revealed to Morgan that dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy was the greatest thing in the world but i...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

TIJUANA, Mexico - Two time Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley took a shopping trip down to Tijuana to pick up some Sponge Bob Square Pants piƱatas for a neighbor's little girl. While walking around the market place Kirstie received lo...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since her appearance on Dancing With The Stars Kirstie Alley has stated that she very rarely goes out of her house; except to go to her backyard and water her prized petunias. Alley who has a proclivity for gaining 100 pounds, lo...
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Funny story:  John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...
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Funny story:  A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials. Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges. Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley's Cookbook Is Flying Off The Shelves

Kirstie Alley's Cookbook Is Flying Off The Shelves

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley recently stated that she was so devastated at being eliminated from Dancing With The Stars a second time that she almost moved to Iceland. The former Cheers star said that the yo-yo weight gains and losses that she has...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

CHICAGO - Demi Moore was in the Windy City shopping for a certain pair of imported Swiss winter boots and trying to take her mind off of her husband Ashton Kutcher, 34, and his baby girlfriend Mila Kunis, 29. As she was strolling along downtown si...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition. She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy'...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's new book certainly blows the lid off of her countless romantic interludes, relationships, affairs, and circus-like physical antics. The 61-year-old former star of Cheers and Dancing With The Stars states in her reve...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

Dancing With The Stars: Kirstie Alley and Gilles Marini Are Booted Off In A Double Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley did not spend as much time laughing and acting silly on the Dancing With The Stars 'results show' as she did on the 'elimination show.' Kirstie, known as "The California Quake" and her professional dance partner Maksim Ch...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - In a decision that has got to go into the all-time "What In The World?" file, Cheetah Girl, Sabrina Bryan and her professional dance partner Louis Van Amstel were the latest all-star couple to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Opening A Fudge Shop In Cucamonga

Kirstie Alley Opening A Fudge Shop In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA - Kirstie Alley recently said that growing up in Wichita, Kansas, one of her favorite foods was fudge. She confessed that she truly believed that fudge was a member of one of the four basic food groups along with chips, pizza, and burri...
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Funny story:  Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Members of the entertainment media have been speculating since the start of this season's Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars, that professional dancer Val Chmerkovskiy and General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco could be more than simply...
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Funny story:  George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Finally Gets The Boot

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, AKA The Grouchy Grouch, was overheard saying backstage, after the results show, that it was about damn bloody, bloomin, time that Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin's daughter Bristol got voted off the...
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