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Man goes into a chemists

A bloke goes into a chemists......

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Two old Ladies in the Cinema

Two old girls are watching a film in the local cinema....

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My Mate

I was working with my mate, laying a wooden floor....

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Bloke goes into a pub

Bloke goes into a pub in London....

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Little Boy

Little boy shouts; Mum, theres a man with a bald head at the door!...

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The Irish

The Irish have just invented a new type of parachute.....

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Jewish Mothers

Nadine and Sylvia are sitting on a park bench talking about their children....

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Conversation

oy, Im going for an operation...

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Two old Jewish ladies

Gelda and Ruth are walking along Hendon High street....

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Strange dream

Ruben goes to see his psychiatrist....

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Idi Amin

Idi Amin arrives at the gates of heaven....

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The Mosque

I went into my local Mosque last night....

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Man walks into

Man walks into a pet shop and says;...

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Old Folks

I went to visit my gran in her old peoples home....

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Liverpool Lout

I went to Liverepool to watch the football....

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Two Old Women

Two old women on a beach having an ice cream. A streaker runs by....

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War Joke

Two Jews, Ruben and Hymee, standing in front of a Nazi firing squad....

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Get it were you can

A elderly woman walks into an Ironmongers....

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Masturbating

My dad came into my bedroom and caught me masturbating....

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Mermaid

A drunk man is walking along the beach in Florida....

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This Is No Joke

My Uncle Ruben died suddenly a couple of months ago....

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A Little Irish Boy

Is sitting by the side of the road crying his eyes out....

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Granny

I crush up pills and put them in my Grannies food. It makes me feel really bad being so sneaky, its the...

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Father & Son

A boy comes home from school and sits down beside his dad. Dad, whats a cunt? The dad spits his beer all...

Jokes

Man goes into a chemists

Two old Ladies in the Cinema

My Mate

Bloke goes into a pub

Little Boy

The Irish

Jewish Mothers

Conversation

Two old Jewish ladies

Strange dream

Idi Amin

The Mosque

Man walks into

Old Folks

Liverpool Lout

Two Old Women

War Joke

Get it were you can

Masturbating

Mermaid

This Is No Joke

A Little Irish Boy

Granny

Father & Son

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