Bloke goes into a pub

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Monday, 20 December 2010

Bloke goes into a pub in London.

"Treble whisky please barman"
"Certainly sir, where have you come from?"
"The hospital"
"Are you sure you should be drinking?"
"No"
"Why, what have you got?"
"No money"


Two cows standing in a field.
One says to the other, "what do think about this mad cow disease?"
"Dont scare me mate, I'm a duck"

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