Gelda and Ruth are walking along Hendon High street.
Ruth; "My son is getting engaged to his girlfriend but he says she might have Herpes".
Gelda; "Herpes? whats this, a desease already? can he die from it?
Ruth; "I dont know, but i'm worried, what am I gonna do"?
Gelda; "Dont worry! I will look it up, and call you later"
So, ruth and Gelda go their seperate ways. Later that evening Gelda rings Ruth.
Ruth; "Hello! please tell me my son will be ok"!
Gelda; "Dont worry! I read up on it, this Herpes, it says it only infects Gentiles"!
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