My Uncle Ruben died suddenly a couple of months ago.
In his will, he left me an old violin and a painting.
I went to the Auction rooms at Sotherby's and the head Auctioneer said he would look at my violin and painting.
Later that day, he rang me; "What you have, is a Picasso and a Stadevarius". I was over the fukin moon!!
"Unfortunatly", he continued; "Picasso was a terrible violin maker and Stradevarius was a rotten artist"!