Idi Amin arrives at the gates of heaven.
St Peter greets him and asks him wy he should be let in.
Idi Amin says; "I was a kind man, I helped my country out of starvation, I invaded my neighbours countries and brought stability and peace. I built hospitals and over ten years, I gave $100,0000 to charites and poor people.
St Peter goes inside the gates and returns a little while later with a cheque in his hand, he gives it Idi Amin and says; "Now fuck off"