Two Jews, Ruben and Hymee, standing in front of a Nazi firing squad.
The Gestapo officer shouts;
"Do you haff any last requests"!?
Ruben says; "Can I stand behind the wall"?
The Gestapo officer replies; "You vill not mock zer Gestapo"!
Hymee steps forward and shouts; "Why dont you fuck off you lousy fuckin german cunt"!
Ruben grabs him and says; "Hymee, dont make trouble"