Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2006
Friday 22 December 06
Dear Diary, Diary, new code word for falafels...made of chickpeas and grounded lamb...wonder where those lambs come from...ah yes, America...
November 2006
Monday 06 November 06
Dear Diary, I hate this cave. I really hate this cave. The bats poop on my when they come in at night, it smells musty, you can't get...
September 2006
Wednesday 27 September 06
Dear Diary, Rumors have been spread that I have died. I am hoping they are not true. You would tell me, wouldn't you?...
August 2006
Saturday 05 August 06
Oh, Diary, I am miserable. I am missing wife # 83. She is so beautiful, but refuses to share my hole in the ground. I swear, when I finally rul...
Friday 04 August 06
Dear Diary, I really hate these complicated games. Besides, how does one play Fish by oneself?...
July 2006
Saturday 29 July 06
Dear Diary, I am sitting here in my hole in the ground, twiddling my thumbs. That is, the thumbs I cut off of a dozen or so infidels. I'm...
Wednesday 12 July 06
Dear Capitalist Pig Diary (I bought it at Wal-mart), I am getting sooo tired of this beard, this mustache, these eyes, this NOSE, these ears, t...
Tuesday 11 July 06
Dear Diary, I am mad, really mad. No, I mean really mad as in I should be institutionalized.
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."
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