Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2006

Friday 22 December 066

Dear Diary, Diary, new code word for falafels...made of chickpeas and grounded lamb...wonder where those lambs come from...ah yes, America...

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November 2006

Monday 06 November 066

Dear Diary, I hate this cave. I really hate this cave. The bats poop on my when they come in at night, it smells musty, you can't get...

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September 2006

Wednesday 27 September 066

Dear Diary, Rumors have been spread that I have died. I am hoping they are not true. You would tell me, wouldn't you?...

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August 2006

Saturday 05 August 066

Oh, Diary, I am miserable. I am missing wife # 83. She is so beautiful, but refuses to share my hole in the ground. I swear, when I finally rul...

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Friday 04 August 066

Dear Diary, I really hate these complicated games. Besides, how does one play Fish by oneself?...

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July 2006

Saturday 29 July 066

Dear Diary, I am sitting here in my hole in the ground, twiddling my thumbs. That is, the thumbs I cut off of a dozen or so infidels. I'm...

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Wednesday 12 July 066

Dear Capitalist Pig Diary (I bought it at Wal-mart), I am getting sooo tired of this beard, this mustache, these eyes, this NOSE, these ears, t...

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Tuesday 11 July 066

Dear Diary, I am mad, really mad. No, I mean really mad as in I should be institutionalized.

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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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