Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2007


Thursday 27 December 077

Dear diary, today was a sad day for me. I'm down to my last atomic bomb. I got a radio-active lump of coal for chrismas. Santa is lucky he doesnt...

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November 2007


Thursday 01 November 077

Dear Diary, Grief! Another day in Peckham. Woke up today with a hangover from Ash-Kibab's late night curry store - some of...

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October 2007


Wednesday 10 October 077

Looks like I was right about that lightweight George W. Bush. Not only has he helped us recruit, and get a major presence in Iraq when that infidel S...

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August 2007


Sunday 12 August 077

Getting a bit low on Pledge. I will have to send out for more furniture polish later, this cave is getting far to dusty for my liking, and I hate dust...

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Sunday 12 August 077

Yesterday, reports reached me of Bush supplying my militants with plenty of weapons. Shiny! Actually, he's acted surprisingly well considerin...

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July 2007


Wednesday 25 July 077

Dear Diary Today I had some people murdered,but I'm used to that and it's not really fun anymore.Death To All!! Anyway I...

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Sunday 22 July 077

Had telephone interview today for call center work, for bank hopefully i get job and learn english language better for when my comeback tour starts la...

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June 2007


Friday 29 June 077

Can I come out yet?...

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