Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Thursday 24 December 099

Afghanistan is getting seriously boring now. Would love to go to Bangkok and have a wild night in with a few underage lady-boys. ...Oh the good ole...

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Thursday 17 December 099

Tried a MacDonalds for the first time - it was shit Another good reason to fuck over the Yanks... Give me grilled goat balls any time...

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Wednesday 16 December 099

December 16th - there's something special about marinading a goat 'internally' with your own semen, then throwing it onto a fire and eating it.

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - Cave life sucks. So do goats.... :-)...

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September 2009


Friday 25 September 099

NOTE TO READER. THE ORIGINAL ENTRY WAS IN ARABIC AND HAS BEEN TRANSLATED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. Dear Diary, What to do. What to do. I'm so bo...

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July 2009


Thursday 30 July 099

Dear Diary, Now I know how I'm to get some attention from the public. I have declared, on video sent to Al Jazeera, that we are building a nuclear...

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June 2009


Tuesday 30 June 099

NOTE TO READER - THE ORIGINAL ENTRY WAS WRITTEN IN ARABIC Dear Diary, I'm getting scared right now, because I don't seem to have the influence o...

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Tuesday 23 June 099

Dear Diary, There is no way I seem to be able to get the world's attention anymore. I tried to last winter and the Swine Flu and the pirates ca...

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