Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2011


Wednesday 28 September 1111

Dear Diary, Just caught a squid. Am I allowed to eat it? Don't remember reading that in the Koran the other day. My companion is a coconut cal...

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Monday 12 September 1111

Dear Diary, this life on Guam is so boring. Not even allowed a grenade to throw. What about my human rights?? Fish for supper again. With or without...

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June 2011


Thursday 30 June 1111

I am roasting in hell with Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam, Pol Pot, Mao, Che Guevera and I don't feel like listing whoelse. It is so hot down he...

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May 2011


Tuesday 31 May 1111

And they all think I'm dead! My lookalike friend really copped it but I'm still organising the overthrow of the Crusaders. I like to keep up to date.

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Saturday 07 May 1111

These virgins just won't let me alone! I'm not getting any sleep and my back is killing me. I'm sending them back to the convent! Let me see, h...

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Monday 02 May 1111

I think I might be dead. Some soldiers rushed into my house yesterday and the last thing I remember is one of them aiming a gun at me and shooting me...

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April 2011


Tuesday 05 April 1111

Dear Diary - Well I have to say that I am really getting fed up with always having to live in the damn effen Pakistani caves. Let me say here an...

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February 2011


Tuesday 15 February 1111

Feb. 15-Crawled out of my bed (a slab of rock) at 7:30 am today. I went outside of my cave to capture my breakfast: sand beetles. I ate as many as I c...

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