Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2011
Wednesday 28 September 11
Dear Diary, Just caught a squid. Am I allowed to eat it? Don't remember reading that in the Koran the other day. My companion is a coconut cal...
Monday 12 September 11
Dear Diary, this life on Guam is so boring. Not even allowed a grenade to throw. What about my human rights?? Fish for supper again. With or without...
June 2011
Thursday 30 June 11
I am roasting in hell with Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam, Pol Pot, Mao, Che Guevera and I don't feel like listing whoelse. It is so hot down he...
May 2011
Tuesday 31 May 11
And they all think I'm dead! My lookalike friend really copped it but I'm still organising the overthrow of the Crusaders. I like to keep up to date.
Saturday 07 May 11
These virgins just won't let me alone! I'm not getting any sleep and my back is killing me. I'm sending them back to the convent! Let me see, h...
Monday 02 May 11
I think I might be dead. Some soldiers rushed into my house yesterday and the last thing I remember is one of them aiming a gun at me and shooting me...
April 2011
Tuesday 05 April 11
Dear Diary - Well I have to say that I am really getting fed up with always having to live in the damn effen Pakistani caves. Let me say here an...
February 2011
Tuesday 15 February 11
Feb. 15-Crawled out of my bed (a slab of rock) at 7:30 am today. I went outside of my cave to capture my breakfast: sand beetles. I ate as many as I c...
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