Osama bin Laden - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Osama bin Laden. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Osama bin Laden would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2010
Saturday 04 December 10
I have tried to reach Kim Jung Il by satellite phone, but he must have it turned off. I wanted to scold him for showing the American his centrifuges.
November 2010
Thursday 04 November 10
Sorry, bin a few years since my last entry. I was so pissed off I broke my only pencil. Mom called again for the first time in three years, come to th...
October 2010
Thursday 21 October 10
Hello, this Is Osama bin Laden speaking, Im stilll In Hiding Here at.. haha you bitch you thought i was gunna tell you where i was. I had a great nigh...
September 2010
Saturday 18 September 10
18th Sept 2010 Up early this morning.Beat Ibn-Muhammed to the paper.Letters page didn't have my "Kids Say The Funniest Things" in,might try "Bella" i...
July 2010
Wednesday 21 July 10
I admit my 1st name Osama means stinky, and my last name Bin Laden means I poop. I already know people have made fun of my name by calling me Osama...
Sunday 11 July 10
Dear Allah, give me the wisdom to take a poop. I know you created poop and I need to take a poop right now, I know I must not aim my toilet at Mecc...
Saturday 03 July 10
I admit that my real last name is Bin Poopin I have Bin Poopin a lot in my cave ever since I chose to hide like the stinky coward that I am, I pray...
March 2010
Wednesday 03 March 10
Dear Diary, Ive had enough of hiding in this tiny excuse of a mountain cave. I want my six room cave back, complete with natural granite walls and...
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