Written by j.w.

Friday, 27 May 2011


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A toilet for the exclusive us of Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugable has been used by a police officer, Alois Mabhunu, who was bursting to make use of the nearest loo at a trade fair in Bulawayo.

Mugable's detectives had endeavoured to protect his private space but the police officer just could not wait any longer.

Now Mabhunu faces a year in prison for 'insulting the President' where he will be joined by Douglas Mwonzora who asked the President how his health was. The cells will also contain a few motorists who did not get out of the way quickly enough for the Presidential motorcade plus the individual who suggested that Egypt had shown the way in dealing with Dictators.

So every citizen in Zimbabwe has now got to learn that spending a penny will cost one year in prison, that asking if the President is well means 'I wish you were dead', that driving a car is dangerous near a Presidential entourage and that seeking to emulate the Egyptians is treason.

Mugable's rule is ending with a resounding fart in his face.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Zimbabwe

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