Obama proposes Israel-Palestine solution

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Friday, 20 May 2011

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A happy citizen of the Middle East

Today, President Obama met with the Israeli Prime Minister and declared that he had found a solution to the long-running problems in the area.

He said, "We propose the creation of a Palestinian state. The Palestinians have wandered in the wilderness, lacking a homeland for a while now. But we know from their ancient texts and word of mouth that their ancestors used to live in an area roughly where Israel is now."

"So I suggest we have a UN mandate to create this Palestinian state within the current land area of Israel. Of course some of the Israeli people living there may be displaced, and may become upset. They may even form terrorist groups and attack the Palestinian state, but let us not give in to violence."

"Only by creating a Palestinian state within the Israeli state that we created 60 years ago can we finally resolve this issue once and for all."

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