Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...
Requests by Operation "Holly Bush" investigators to interview surviving cast members of all "Ooh Err Missis!" Carry On films have been dismissed by the CPS, who described it as a farce. All the bottom pinching, innuendos and improper suggestions w...
Brenden Hossenhoffer of Wedgewood City in Ohio thinks that he has been brought down to the bottom so that he could experience true enlightenment just as those before him. I've studied the great ones like Gandhi and Thoreau and Thomas Merton trying...
According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see. "There, I hope everyone is happy no...
Brussels - The Worldwide Technical Assessment Institute (WTAI) announced today the latest results in international testing of high school students on general knowledge of math and science. As expected, the highest scores came from China, South Kor...
A study by leading scientists has confirmed that fat bottomed girls really do make the world go round. The lyrics to the popular Queen hit were always taken with a pinch of salt, rather like the fries that the name checked stars of the rock classi...
Bottom fanciers across the length and breadth of Britain were up in arms, and waging internet fora flame wars, as rival factions posted comments relating to the award of the 'Rear Of The Year' title to former Countdown mathematrice, Carol Vorderman,...
Following her astounding success as the most attractive hanger-on of the Royal Family, Miss Pippa Middle-tiny-bottom has been announced as the hottest new talent on the TV hosting scene for experimental series Groping in the Dark. Following in the...
Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton. The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, re...
Word in exclusive circles has it that there's a hot book deal in the offing for Pippa Middleton, the UK's top posh totty hot property. For we have it on the authority of no less an authority than the authority of our old friend and Hollywood oracle,...
Inhopeless, from Birmingham, England, has been missing from Discussion Forums for quite some time now. A close friend said she has not received a PM or email from him in weeks now although she has read and rated stories written by him (she believe...
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