LOS ANGELES - The world's most infamous woman, Pippa Middleton, has just had her heart broken.
The younger sister of Kate Middleton, who is now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, is reportedly devastated according to Paprika Pittfauster with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette.
Pittfauster said that she spoke with Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart who divulged that porn star Ron "Mr. 9.75" Jeremy has in fact broken up with the English socialite.
Stewart revealed that she had heard from her good friend Taylor Lautner that Ron Jeremy told him that Pippa had just become much too possessive.
TayLau said that while Jeremy and Middleton were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Pippa, suddenly asked him to marry her.
Jeremy, a man who has made over 28,000 porn movies was extremely surprised. He even disclosed to Lautner that he had intended to give her a part in his upcoming motion picture Tit For Tat 2: The Caressing Years, but he decided to change his mind.
He knows that she was upset but he just cannot stand the feeling of being smothered by the passionate affection of a woman.
And so he decided to dump her before she became more infatuated with him and got herself even more deeply involved in their relationship.
Lautner immediately called up his good friend Robert Pattinson and brought him up to speed on the situation. He told RPattz that he was going to suggest to Jeremy that he tell Pippa to call him up as he had heard that he had quite the crush on her, ever since he had seen her during the Royal Wedding celebration.
Pattinson thought it was a splendid idea. Ron Jeremy informed Pippa and she called up Robert. The two made plans to meet at The Cafe La French Fry in West Hollywood.
And as soon as Pippa saw RPattz get out of his Audi S5, she immediately ran into his arms.
In other news. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Celebrity Apprentice castoff Meat Loaf has just surpassed Brett Favre, Glenn Beck, and Weeper of the House John Boehner as the cryingest male in the United States.
