Written by Jalapenoman

Monday, 2 May 2011

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A naked Barney Frank managed to blend right in with the rest of the pigs

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in his service to his country in this time of need."

Frank apparently was chosen to go undercover within the suspected compound where the terrorist and 9/11 mastermind was supposedly hiring. Frank was chosen because he owned his own burkha and robes, had the right tone of voice, and could fit in with the rest of the harem.

When not infiltrating the group through the harem, Congressman Frank would don his fleece outfit and move out into the pins with the other sheep and livestock. Radio messages back to the Special Forces Listening Post revealed that this was his favorite of the two assignments.

On one occasion, Frank was almost caught changing out of his robes and into his fleece. On that evening, he knelt down in the mud and was indistinguishable from any of the other fat, bloated, hairy, pink pigs in the muck and mire.

When told that he would be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his valiant efforts, Frank said "I found it an enjoyable experience and would do it again for my country."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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