Written by grimbo

Saturday, 9 April 2011

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Research has established a definite link between excessive alcohol consumption and stupid behaviour.

A Europe-wide survey in the British Medical Journal found that increased drinking led to 3 out of 10 men and 2 out of 10 women posing with funny headgear they wouldn't "normally be seen dead wearing", while another 4 in 10 males and 5 in 10 females would "actively encourage being photographed with a ridiculous expression on their face".

An even more disturbing part of the survey revealed that just a couple of extra pints of beer or 1.5 extra glasses of wine would lead to more than 63% of drinkers waking up in the morning next to a person they "wouldn't otherwise have given the time of day " and almost 47% of the same group ended up in a physical relationship with an individual "with whom they had absolutely nothing in common" and whose relationship "was thus doomed to failure virtually from day one".

More revelations to follow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alcohol, drinking

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