Middle East Rebellions Influence Goldfish Freedom Movement

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Friday, 11 March 2011

image for Middle East Rebellions Influence Goldfish Freedom Movement
Goldfish are born free and everywhere they are in chains.

Popular uprisings in Middle East dictatorships have had a surprising effect closer to home.

The nation's goldfish have begun to make a stand against their limited freedoms and living conditions.

The pets with the notoriously short attention span generally live in spherical bowls or aquaria, often in full view of TV sets. Their exposure to the recent news from the Middle East is thought to have caused the current piscine demands.

Bubbles - known as Lenfin - who lives in the Nemo family lounge, in Wilsden, near Bradford, is a spokesman for the Popular Front For the Liberation of Chinese Carp (and Other Freshwater Fish).

Swimming round his bowl he told us: "Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

"Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

"Hello! No longer will the goldfish of the UK stand for this form of enslavement. We make the following demands...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot