It appears no-one can get enough of the 'goldfish'. A new reality show is, very quickly, being scripted for airing next month.
The premise of the show is that contestants bring 'trained goldfish' to auditions and the panel of judges, Michael Fish, Goldie Hawn and Narwhal Jones, vote for the fish with the most talent. Those voted for will continue to the next 'round' just as in the other 'talent shows'.
The show is to be entitled 'Goldfish Have Talent' and winners will go on tour in specific countries such as Saudi Arabia and other desert areas where goldfish are considered exotic pets.
Specific talents to be showcased are entirely up to the owners of the goldfish.
Start training your goldfish NOW.
Note: Any goldfish which goes forward to the following round, but which dies before the show, will be replaced by the closest 'loser' from the previous show.
No 'feeder' fish will be eligible for the auditions for obvious reasons.