UN confirms it would be impossible to implement Libyan no fly zone

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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The general Secretary of the United Nations, Banksy Moon held a summit with world leaders, including Barak Obama, David Cameron, Fred Shred and a chap who was a runner-up on X-Factor, to discuss the potential for a no fly zone in Libya.

However, following the meeting, the official line is that it would be relatively impossible for a no fly zone in the country.

The runner-up on X-Factor, an expert on insects, said that given the number of camels and cattle roaming the plains and deserts of Libya, he very much doubted that it would be possible to have a no fly zone. He agreed that because of the heat and desert, much of the country is already a no bee and no wasp zone, but he regretted that would be almost impossible to guarantee a no fly zone.

Mr Moon, understood to be a distant relative of the owner of the Queen Vic in EastEnders, is going back to the United Nations Security Council to suggest the purchase of three million tons of fly paper, and they expect that following its deployment, parts of Libya may eventially become no fly zones.

Sorex fly spray sponsored the summit.

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