Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 March 2011

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Colonel Moammar Gadhafi's favorite camel, "Count Cigarette."

TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true.

Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confirm that Gadhafi will be flying out to Hollywood in three weeks to make a guest appearance on the highly popular vampire show.

Vampire Diaries producer Manolo Middlezuck is pleased that he was able to convince the Libyan dictator to appear on his program especially considering all the turmoil, upheaval, and BS that is presently going on in his native country.

Middlezuck was also thrilled to point out that Gadhafi has even agreed to have his wife of 40 years, Safia "Dimples" Farkash-Gadhafi to appear on the show as well.

Colonel Gadhafi, a self-made billionaire who amassed his fortune in the camel breeding industry will be portraying Ludemai The Exalted Sultan Count Wizard of The Homeless Peasants.

His lovely and highly obedient wife Safia will star in the role of Lady Musica Semi-Evil Seductress of Seduceable Servants of The Male Gender.

Both Mr. and Mrs. Gadhafi are really looking forward to taking a break from everything and traveling to America to appear on one of their favorite American shows.

The Gadhafi's never miss The Vampire Diaries nor Two and A Half Men and Modern Family.

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has promised Tittle Tattle Tonight that he will provide them with upcoming news when it comes up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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