Charlie Sheen Shows Up in Libya

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 3 March 2011

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"Ain't They A Riot?"

Actor Charlie Sheen has shown up in Libya and is a big hit with Colonel Muammar Gadhafi!

"I'm here to study Colonel Gadhafi so I can play him in a movie after he dies a martyr", Sheen told Al-Jazeer television.

Then he did a little dance. "I'll show them how you could dance, Colonel! 'Watch me now...woop-de-woop! Do you loooove me? Shake it up, shake it that I can dance?' Now you try it."

At this point Colonel Gadhafi, who changes his name ever other day to keep his enemies off guard, jumps up and begins a slow moon walk across the floor, but his sword shield catches Sheen in the nuggets.

"I can't DO that one", stated Gadhafi as Sheen was bent double and moving across the floor like an inch worm.

Next shot shows Sheen dressed as Gadhafi with the cheap dark sunglasses.

"See, I can do the part, Colonel. Do I have your permission to play you in a movie after you're burnt to a crisp?"

But the Libyan strongman had only heard the words "Cheap Sunglasses".

"Quickly", he ordered a personal guard. "Go get Mr. Sheen and myself two long hair wigs, mustaches and beards."

"Let's play some air guitar while he is looking. 'But what really knocked me out, was her cheap sun glasses! Oh yeah! Boo-doo-de do-do-do! Oh yeah!

Now switch hands with the air guitar and not miss a note."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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