Ancient language experts today confirmed that the failing Egyptian President Mubarack has missed a fundamental threat to his power base.
In a direct allusion to President Barack Obama's arrival in the country today, the standing president said:
"Baracka may well be the new pharaoh, but that doesn't mean he can do it alone. "Mu" in the Egyptian tongue means "enlightened". Therefore, "Mu" "Baracka" means that he best do as i ask. Lets just remember.. I was elected, even if it was when i was a kid."
As the world holds its breath, we all wait with ever growing anticipation for the next monumental development in this international crisis.