Written by Masheded

Thursday, 3 February 2011

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Penfold Speaks From Secret Bunker

The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse.

Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assistant, Penfold.

He said:

"The Boss reckons that any mouse that fights crime should be looked at very closely, just like Mighty Mouse. The Boss always dealt with the danger, and The Claw. But with these new high-tech crimes occurring, Danger Mouse is taking no chances. Yardie or not, the Easy Crew aren't as full-proof as they think. If they are trying to expand into Egypt, they gotta go through the Boss first."

We managed to get the following glancing statement from Danger Mouse, as he was leaving a (so called) rural post office.

He Said:

"The Rastas have been vying for territory in this part of London since the 80's. Were not giving in now. I've done the Claw. Rasta Mouse needs to listen up."

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Topics: Egypt, Mice

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