French President Sick of Having to Answer Their Questions

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

November 23 (Spoof) French President Sarkozy yelled at bunch of reporters because he is getting sick of answering questions about why France can't win wars.

"If another one of you jackasses asks me a question about France not having more victories in the wars we fight, I will come down their and use my fists to silence your whinny liberal asses." President Sarkozy told the stunned reporters at the NATO summit.

"You want to call my country weak, you haven't seen weak, you cowards." President Sarkozy added.

President Sarkozy flew into a rage and had to be restrained when a reported told him to name one war were the French did anything to help decide the outcome.

The reporter's comments was given a round of applause by the other reporters in the room.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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