Latest French craze sweeps the country, "Kiddie Kiting" without wings or strings!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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is it a bird? is it Superman? no it's aeronautique enfants terriblé, sacre bleu!

In La République Francais many things tend to be slightly different than the rest of the world, c'est la vie, but the latest craze sweeping the country is the craziest ever!

It's called "Kiddy Kiting" in French, "aeronautique enfants, terriblé" and there are no strings of wings attached!

In les metropoles Francais children have been spotted "kiddy Kiting" out of sixth floor flats with their mums and dads waiting at the bottom to catch them as they prepare for landing (if they're lucky).

Eating frogs legs, Le Tren Surfing, Camembert avec croissant, dipping chocolat croissants in le terriblé cafe noir is out!

"Kiting Kiddies" are in, parents and kiddies love "Le Kick" in fact even the medical fraternity are joining in: Recently a 6 year old jumped from a sixth floor, got blown to the side, missed his waiting peré and flew into the hands of a passing Messr. Doctor, sacre bleu!

The French have become extreme "freaky" under their liberal President Sarkozy and he has promised David Cameron, recently seen kissing, holding hands and jumping on each others aircraft carriers, to send this latest craze over to the UK.

(Maybe it'll get rid of a couple of them very annoying Brit "Hoodie Hooligans" if the wind blows hard enough, qui, qui?")

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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