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Monday, 18 October 2010

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Baby Egypt?

Congratulations have come flooding in for singer Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz following the birth of their first child.

When asked about the sex of the child, they brought out a globe and proudly pointed out Egypt - they had conceived and she had given birth to a whole country.

When asked about the labour, Keys claimed that Egypt was very thankful when her waters broke as it was rather dry until then.

Relatives of Keys said "Shphinx (sic -she thinks)it was slightly more painful than a regular birth as Egypt was quite large, very dry and had quite a few pointy triangular bits"

Whilst the family aren't ready to pose for family photos, Snoop managed to snap a snippet of baby Egypt

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Topics: Kids, Alicia Keys




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