Written by masterchev

Saturday, 30 October 2010

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In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events.

In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces of celebrities who will be the next ones to take on the current trend.

Names included Hannah Montana's dorkier co-star; Britain's Got Talent's Amanda Holden; Doctor Who Heart-throb Karen Gillan and British legend Andy Murray.

Tennis ace Murray, unsure of the meaning of the word (like the rest of us), was quoted as saying "It sounds like a lot of fun. Probably something to do with tennis. I like tennis me,"

Pain awaits my friend. We don't need Paul to tell you that.

In other news, Paul predicted that 2012 is a hoax and that Liverpool will get relegated. More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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