Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 11 October 2010

image for Justin Bieber To Put Out His Very Own Designer Nail Polish Line
Tillie Hoffenbrew, who has been chosen to be the official Justin Bieber Designer Polished Nail Polish girl.

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber's mom, Patti Lynn Mallette has verified that her son in association with the Nicolette Fingernail Polish Corporation will be putting out a designer line of nail polish to be called Justin Bieber's Designer Polished Nail Polish.

Justin says that he is thrilled to be able to put out a product that can not only be used by his female fans but by their moms as well.

Bieber, has recently been very busy appearing on such TV shows as CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, The Price Is Right, Two and A Half Men, and Growing Up Kardashian.

He remarked that he hopes to become a contestant on next seasons Dancing With The Stars. He then added sheepishly that he would love to be paired with Edyta Sliwinska (no pun intended).

When Justin was asked about his upcoming single and the subsequent music video he replied that the song will be entitled, "Of Course I Miss Kimmy, But Then What 16-Year-Old Wouldn't Miss Her Lovely Pair of Yum Yums?"

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Kimmy is Kim Kardashian whom Justin dated for about four weeks before they broke up due to a conflict of schedules.]

Bieber was asked what the nail polish colors will be. He stated that the collection will include eight colors including Juvenile Jade, Chartreuse Curfew, Sepia Schoolgirl, Teenybopper Topaz, Baby Sitter Blue, Offspring Obsidian, Pink Puberty, and Sibling Salmon.

SIDENOTE: Justin's mother says that the Justin Bieber Designer Polished Nail Polish line should be available by early December. She added that some of the proceeds from the sale of the nail polish will be donated to The Nanooki Shanooki Home For Unwed Eskimos in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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