Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly taking it all off for the cover of "W" Magazine and also spilling her guts as well.

"At 29, I need to flaunt it while I still can", stated the lady to The Daily Blabbermouth. "I'm a lot more self-assured than I once was. So this is no big thing for me. It's just a career move to keep myself in the limelight."

She tweeted her fans recently that if they are having problems with who they are, that people in the limelight in Hollywood and television are no different.

"She (Kardashian) actually came to us to do the photo cover", stated a photographer. "She stated that she wanted to get everyone's attention and that this would be the best way. So then she could tell her story."

"I'm no table dancer and I've never rubbed my butt into some guys groin...I guess I'm more of a "Show & Tell" type", she laughed.

Asked about her photo shoot with Justin Bieber she stated that they both wanted some publicity. Justin's a cute little guy. I got married too young. Maybe he won't."

And Reggie Bush?

"It was just a lark."

"I am totally obsessed with laser hair removal," Kardashian told us. "My arms, bikini, legs, underarms...my entire body is hairless as you can mostly see from the cover photo."

I guess that explains why several months ago she got rid of Bush and went swimming with Justin Bieber.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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