France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

Funny story written by Gabhan O'Buachalla

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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The French government has bowed to protestors objecting to the official French retirement age of 62.

Mr. Sarkozy has crowned himself as Emperor of France in Napoleonic style this morning.

La Republique est Mort - We can no longer finance the lifestyle expected by our citizens.

The French public object to paying higher taxes and working for longer to pay for their pensions.

It's obvious the French people don't like to work. We like to march around with flags and get militant, get in businesses way and take their money, basically cause chaos until someone pays us"

Once again France is looking to Africa with plans to invade Algeria, Morrocco, Libya and Egypt in pursit of oil and slaves who will do their citizens work.

Meanwhile, the Queen has urged the British Parliment to follow suit and disband

"Republics are just a fad, we should get back to Imperial theory of colonisation, the Imperial land grab is on again, it's the swiftest way out of the financial crisis" - The Queen

Meanwhile, the German government are keeping an eye on developments with talk of "3rd time Lucky" by Angela Merkel

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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