The French

Funny story written by matthatt

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

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Quelle the hell is going on with France?
Why is it such a ponce?
They were fine enough in 'Allo Allo'
So I shall say zis only once.

Get a grip you silly froggies
and stopping acting like your better.
You don't see England cycling round
in a beret and stripy sweater.

Avec your garlic and your froggy legs
et votre escargot in butter,
And your always so "je ne sais quoi"
We Brit's think you're a bit of a nutter.

So just stop it, s'il vous plaƮt,
your passive aggressives bug me,
or we will come and give you six of the best,
next time we lose at rugby.

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