This story is a direct follow up of Sarkozy responds to Immigration Policy Criticisms If you haven't read it, you may want to before reading this one.
Yesterday we broke the news that Sarkozy has launched the gameshow "Napoleon Castle". After one show, in which street sweeper Dmitri Pastrenov won citizenship, the show could already face the axe: as the terror alert is high.
"We thought we'd watch The Ring" responded Sarkozy as he emerged from La Louvre. "It turns out it's real. We regret to inform that Samara is out, and we are scared shitless.
The news has seen the closure of the Eiffel Tower, La Louvre and the Notre Dame. Disappointed, Sarkozy responded with these words of wisdom.
"When you accidentally let loose a scary bitch from a horror film, you have to raise the terror level. The show will go on however. It just means we have to redirect tourists to another region or something,"
Will the show go on? Here's hoping Sarkozy works out he has to record the girl. Otherwise, the terror level will stay on a high for quite some time.