Lord Nelson Turns Over In Grave, HMS Victory Takes on Water As Coalition Proposes Sharing Navy with....FRENCH?

Funny story written by Morse

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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He's REALLY, REALLY PISSED! Can You Blame Him?

Former members of the Royal Navy, including the famously deceased, could be heard reacting with outrage today after a scheme was announced to share naval responsibilities with THE FRENCH under the guise of reining in military expenses.

A rumble was heard near the resting place of Admiral Lord Nelson, and a scowl was even said to be on his countenance at his famous statue in Trafalgar Square as an unnamed spokesman for the Coalition announced the possible scheme for the French & English to share peacekeeping naval duties on a rotating basis.

Representatives from Somalia, North Korea, Iran, Turkey, and Russia were all said to be anxious to receive copies of the schedule for the alliance detailing when the French would be on station in order to facilitate their ambition aims for expanding their sphere of influence.

Secretary of Defense for Libya did not seem concerned after it was announced that a new naval treaty with Italy had been announced in a joint meeting chaired by Silvio Berlusconi in which the maroroni prince declared that he would provide Lybia with naval protection in the event that the US would attempt a clandestine evacuation of the quite lively Lockerbie Bomber who has recently gone into indefinite remission from his 'terminal cancer."

Details of the arrangement are still to be worked out, with the French fighting to continue with their plans for a mega battleship with fixed guns facing the front, while the British are pushing for the completion of two attack class aircraft carriers capable of launching fighter bombers in the traditional sense instead of having them hop straight up in the air like grasshoppers.

According to the US Secretary of Defense, President Obama was ambivalent
over the announced plan, saying that by the completion of his first term in office he expected the entire world would be at peace under Sharia Law and weapons of conventional warfare would no longer be needed saying:
"The future of the world will lie not on the battlefields, but in the pulpits and on the prayer rugs of a new World Order!"

A serving Admiral for the Royal Navy was heard to exclaim, "Bloody Hell, Obama beat the French to an early Surrender....!"

John Paul Jones has yet to be heard from, but his comments on the situation are expected to be reported soon, but not from the mainstream media.

Good Night. And Good F******g Luck!

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