Paris: The French government is to expel Frenchmen, it has been announced.
A spokesman for President Sarkozy said that Frenchmen are smug, arrogant, rude, offer an inexcusably bad service in hotels and restaurants, don't fight properly in wars (apart from the Norman Invasion of England and the Normans weren't really French anyway), nick all the pretty birds with their French accent and excessive armpit hair, and never bathe.
"For too long we have been dominated by irritating Frenchmen", said the French President. "It's time we got rid of them."
An Opposition spokesman for the Democrat Christian Socialist Even More Left of Centre than the Governing Party Party welcomed the new policy saying that they hated the French even more than President Sarkozy. "The French are God awful", said the spokesman, "and we only wish the English had killed them all at Agincourt".
It has not yet been decided where the French will be sent. One French statistician said "There's more than 500 Frenchmen, so some sort of public transportation device will probably be required. We could send them all to England. That would really piss off the English."
