National Breast Appreciation Day Goes International in 2010

Written by P.M. Wortham

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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It only comes once a year, but it's now international

Originally sponsored by the National Institute of Plastic Surgeons based in Hollywood, California, several other international organizations and manufacturers have cupped their hands in support for International Breast Appreciation Day this coming Monday, September 26, 2010.

Members of various European-based plastic surgery associations have joined the movement, including the prestigious Brussels Operating Organization for Breast Surgery. Spokesmen for both N.I.P.S. and B.O.O.B.S. associations were excited to pull additional sponsorship from the private sector, including Play-Teks and Victoria's Rumor. "We found that there was interest in many countries around the topic of breast appreciation. It was just time to make it an International Event", says Dr. Lester Brunski of N.I.P.S.

"There is of course, no mention or minimum requirement for size", says noted British surgeon, Dr. Berry Mufface. "We clearly appreciate all shapes and sizes on this particular day. All that we ask, is to be allowed to ogle and stare one day a year, without fear of reprisal."

Women's opinions on the day are mixed. Most have to deal with unwelcome ogling 365 days a year and don't care for the holiday, while others don't seem to mind the attention. "As long as we can get a day for ourselves in return", says German female news anchor, Porsche Swing. "I vote for an International Package Day. In this particular case, I'm talking about goodies that get stuffed into a pair of men's jeans, not in the mailbox."


Props to J-Man for rekindling this idea.

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