Bull mauls crowd in, "Unprovoked attack."

Funny story written by Philip Wright

Friday, 20 August 2010

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One of the victims of the rampage.

A bull has injured over 14 and a half people during a bullfight in the Spanish Capital, Madrid. One of the victims was revealed as a 78year old woman who is suffering from, "deep buttock horning injuries."

The incident happened yesterday during one of the countries infamous bullfights.

Professional Matador, Matt Ador, had just entered the arena and was in the process of displaying his control over the bull by sticking spears into it, when it suddenly broke off on a rampage.

It has been reported that the bull dived into the crowd, demolishing a beef burger stand as it went.

Senor. S. Enor, the bullfight promoter, described the incident as, "A completely unprovoked attack."

A spectator in Row C said, "I saw the bull coming and tried to get a photo. I didn't know how to set the camera to, "Sport mode" to stop the picture blurring, so I actually missed what happened."

Mr. Walker, a U.K holidaymaker and more reliable witness, recalled the scene, "It's a shame it had to die with the spears in it an stuff. I wouldn't want that to happen to me as that's a terrible way to die... At least the bull took a few of us b******s down with him!"

Mr Walker's wife was killed in the incident.

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