The astonishing successes of Spanish super sports-stars has lead too many jealous countries accusing them of using illegal-substances, shock, horror!
A leading UK sport scientist has indeed discovered a substance in many of Spain's heroes which seems to have lead to their recent heroic achievements and it's called "Los Toro's Cojones" in other words "Raging Bulls Balls"!
The substance, discovered in their wee-wee lead to an investigation in Spain and Si Senor, there have been many reports of castrated Bulls wandering the La Mancha prairies.
The "cojones" are served either fried, baked or boiled (depending on taste) and increase testerone levels by 500%!
The Spanish "footy" team, Rafael Nadal, recent winner of the Tour de France and Alonso, F1 superstar, were all fed on the substance and swore "muchas cojones, muchas winners, arriba!"
Unemployed fighting Bulls are the reasons for this sudden upsurge in the usage of their "private parts". Since the extreme demise of bullfighting they are no longer needed and clever ex-Toreadors (who were fed secretly on Toro's Cojones) set up an underground network supplying Spanish Sportsmen/women, OLE!
FIFA, The FIA, ATP, IOC and other global organizations have reacted rapidly in banning the substance and have accused Spain of gaining illegal advantages using a load of old "bollocks"!
The English sport authorities refuse to ban "Los Toro's Cojones" because they feel it's the only way that English teams could possibly ever win something so "bollocks" to the rest of them!
