A very horny and rather large Kanga-Roo, nicknamed Wayne (Wayne all law suits to the Sun, UK please) has been observed with his rather large erected "pecker" pointing the way of human females in the Aussie town of Tennant Creek.
Wayne the Roo (no relation) has been bouncing after fleeing, frightened young girls and women and obviously only desires a "bounce or two."
He is over 2 metres tall and his 'piece' is dimensionally proportionate to his size (in other words, huge!) and the women, although curious, feel he's 'pecker' is a bit too large, ouch!
There have been no reports of actual "bouncing copulations" between the female residents and Wayne (the Roo) so therefore there are no fears of a half Roo and half man baby being born, yet?
Aussie Roo hunters have been contracted to hunt Wayne hoping to hang his 'cojones' on their outback hats instead of those infernal dangling corks!
Drunken Aborogines are quite amused at the action and believe that Wayne (the Roo) is a reincarnated Aboriginal God seeking revenge for the sufferance they experienced under the "white man's rule."
As for Wayne (the Roo) all he desires is a quick bounce and bonk to get rid of his damn "stiffness", "Down Under", nothing else!
