Nothing Bad Happened Today

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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Days like this, don't come often

Dateline Earth - Despite all odds, it seems nothing really bad happened today, on the planet Earth.

Doctors, Nurses and Health Care Workers found that in all the clinics, hospitals and doctors offices, there was no one suffering from anything. All disease, afflictions and miladies were rendered ineffective, even symptoms were missing from all the charts.

Scientists were astonished when they discovered that there were no major explosions in any of the known galaxies. In addition the universe seemed serene and tranquil. One J.P.L. employee volunteered, "it all seems so harmonious".

Statisticians have not come up with a reason yet, but by all city, state, national and worldwide accounts there were no deaths reported. This is an astonishing event going against all known odds.

Government officials across the globe all agreed on something, then did something about it, aggressively and progressively.

Oh, but to dream, that day ended and another started. Back to the grind.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Lovely Sunset and Vine Hollywood Ca.

Somewhere thinkin

Dream as if you have forever. Live as if you only have today.
James Dean

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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