Sydney - (Tossers): Anti-terror cops said today they had tracked a secret CD containing terrorist codes hiddden in the young upstart's luggage.
The device contained an encrypted masterplan to crash a Chinese nuclear submarine into Chevron's massive Western Australia gas field.
It uses a simple virus containing a faux Haiti Earthquake Appeal online donation form which cloaks Chinese military satellite operations.
These guide the country's nuclear sub navigation systems and covert GPS trackers of foreign surveillance craft.
William, 27, has been promised $1 billion from the Vatican to bankroll his 2012 wedding to desperate royal wannabe/anorexic stick insect Kate Middleton.
The fee will be paid just as soon as Al Qaeda is officially blamed for the impending Gorgon Field disaster, according to CIA, MI5 and Mossad intelligence sources.
The royal wedding money was stolen from collapsed Wall Street ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff before being laundered through royal bank Cuntts & Co.
'William' is an IRA plant whose birth parents are UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown and EU Foreign Monster Barrenness Cathy Ashton.
The 'real' William and his moron brother Harry were murdered circa 1985 by Prince Charles and buried in a Kensington Palace 'shrubbery' - Special Branch terminology for George W Bush chicanery.
Princess Diana was the daughter of Bush Senior and fetid IRA apologist Marcia Williams aka Lady Falkender.
She devoted her life to impersonating the real Lady Diana Spencer who was murdered as a child and buried somewhere in Althorp Park.
D-Day is Wednesday 20 January.
