Written by Knowles

Monday, 14 June 2010

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets.

Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morning,noon and after curry at night so says a neighbour.

But the old woman wasn't going to give up, despite an already over populated Country, she wanted children so she turned to the IVF program.

Who in their right mind gave this woman access to IVF!

The triplets were born under wieght though Doctor's say they'll all pull through.

Meanwhile, a friend of the 66 year old woman says she's happy there'll be no more humpin' and pumpin' - though her husband feels a little depressed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: India, Birth, Old Woman




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